Die Schlacht von Bikini Bottom (Episode)

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 At the Bikini Bottom Mall(the same from Money Talks and Whale of a Birthday),Spongebob and Patrick are wearing Best Friend

shirts with arrows that point east and west.Spongebob's best friend shirt points east and Patrick's shirt points west.Soon,a lady comes next to Spongebob and Patrick think that the lady is Spongebob's new best friend.Patrick cries and whimpers a lot while Spongebob tries to explain.Soon,another lady comes next to Patrick.Spongebob and Patrick are so freeked out because their Best Friend shirt arrows point to ladies.They are soon kicked out of the Bikini Bottom Mall and land in a War Fort.

  It is discovered there that fish are battling for something(we never know),and Patrick thinks it's about cleaniess and filth

resistance.Patrick wants Spongebob to join him to have filthy germs and dirtiness and never wash again.However,Spongebob likes clean and soap.Patrick gets very angry at Spongebob for not joining him to have filth,so he decides to not be his best friend.

  At the battleground, Spongebob and Patrick fight in a cleaniness plight.Spongebob tries to make Patrick clean including a

nail polish,soap bubble water,and brushing teeth.Patrick tries to make Spongebob dirty by picking noses and place boogers, cover him in dirty things,and give him a really automatic atomic dirty underwear wedgie.They soon roll into the Krusty Krab and Spongebob hides in the kitchen.Patrick finds him in the kitchen too,and uses his Krabby Patties as squeaky boots while Sponge- bob throws onions at him.The battle finally ends at the left of the Krusty Krab.Patrick has a entire one ton garbage can while Spongebob inflates and increases his size to blow clean soap bubbles at him.At the same time,Patrick becomes so squeaky clean and Spongebob comes very dirty.After muttering,they soon like their new attitude! Spongebob loves being dirty and Patrick loves being squeaky clean.Soon,Spongebob tells the War soilders that they can be whatever they want in a long speech.Soon,the soilder teams decide to end the war and knit socks,play hockey,basketball,and football.